Top 5 Teacher Student Funny Jokes

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Not easy to be a Teacher!!!!!

TEACHER:

John is climbing a tree to pick some Mangoes. (Begin the sentence with Mangoes)

Student:

Mangoes, John is coming to pick you Definitely Not Easy to be a Teacher!!!!!*


TEACHER: What do you call mosquitoes in your language?

Student: We don’t call them, they come on their own.


TEACHER: How can we keep our school clean?

Student: By staying at home.

English Grammar class.

Teacher: What’s the difference between “He cleans the plate” and “the plate is cleaned by him?”

Student: In first sentence ‘HE’ is not married, but in second sentence ‘He’ is married….*


Teacher asks a student – “Please translate the following sentence in Hindi.

“There was a fine line between Amitabh and Jaya.”

Student translates in Hindi– “Amitabh Aur Jaya Ke Beech Ek Mast Rekha Thi

The ultimate & the most encouraging logic in English Grammar:

If more than one mouse is mice, then more than one Spouse is Spice.

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