Not easy to be a Teacher!!!!!
TEACHER:
John is climbing a tree to pick some Mangoes. (Begin the sentence with Mangoes)
Student:
Mangoes, John is coming to pick you Definitely Not Easy to be a Teacher!!!!!*
TEACHER: What do you call mosquitoes in your language?
Student: We don’t call them, they come on their own.
TEACHER: How can we keep our school clean?
Student: By staying at home.
English Grammar class.
Teacher: What’s the difference between “He cleans the plate” and “the plate is cleaned by him?”
Student: In first sentence ‘HE’ is not married, but in second sentence ‘He’ is married….*
Teacher asks a student – “Please translate the following sentence in Hindi.”
“There was a fine line between Amitabh and Jaya.”
Student translates in Hindi– “Amitabh Aur Jaya Ke Beech Ek Mast Rekha Thi”
The ultimate & the most encouraging logic in English Grammar:
If more than one mouse is mice, then more than one Spouse is Spice.