Joke of the Day 2018
Sexy secretary comes angrily out of Boss’s cabin.. ♨
Staff askd: wht hapend?
Secretary: He asked me r u free tonight? 😜
I said yes !
Rascal gave me 60 pages to type!!!
😡😡😡😝😝😝
Shocking Introduction at a party…
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One man to another ..
Meet my wife tanya ..
2nd one : ya, I know her.
1st one : how..?
2nd one : we were caught many a times sleeping together.
1st one : Wat??? Angrily.. What the hell u r talking..??
2nd one : during lectures in science & history classes.
We were classmates.😜😜😝
Police: R u married?
Sardar: Yes, with a woman.
Police : Of course! Did u even hear of anyone marrying a man?
Sardar: Yes, my sister did….!!!😁😂😜😀
–Signboard outside a PATHOLOGY Clinic–
For you it may be your Urine & Potty…
but
for us, it is our Dal & Roti…!!!
😜😄😀😃😜😝😝😁😜😜
One day I asked my Heart……
What is love ?
Heart Replied:
Dekh bhai apna kaam blood supply karna hai…! syllabus ke baahar ka mat pucch…..😝😝😝😝😜😜😜😂.
Aurangazeb: Senapati, bataao hum Shivaji ko kyu Nahi dhund pa rahe hain??
Senapati: Maharaj, hum Mugal Hain, Google Nahi !!!😂😜
HASTE RAHO…