{"id":378,"date":"2018-07-28T19:11:23","date_gmt":"2018-07-28T19:11:23","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.girgitnews.com\/?p=378"},"modified":"2018-07-28T19:11:23","modified_gmt":"2018-07-28T19:11:23","slug":"share-top-10-funny-jokes","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/girgitnews.com\/share-top-10-funny-jokes\/","title":{"rendered":"Share Top 10 Funny Jokes"},"content":{"rendered":"<ul>\n<li style=\"list-style-type: none;\">\n<ol>\n<li>Bunty has prepared for English exam. He thought that he may be asked to write an essay on topic \u201cMy friend&#8221;. He practiced the topic. But unfortunately he gets the topic on \u201cMy father\u201d. So bunty decided to write essay the same which he by hearted just replacing the word father with friend.He wrote like this&#8230;\u201cI am a very fatherly person.I have lots of fathers.Some of my fathers are male and some are female.My mother is very close to many of my fathers.My uncle is also my father. My true father is my neighbor. And I love my father\u2019s because every person must have a father.<\/li>\n<li><strong>Brother<\/strong>: Don\u2019t sleep keeping your phone on charge<br \/>\n<strong>Small brother<\/strong>: Why dude?<br \/>\n<strong>Brother<\/strong>: Your phone battery may blast<br \/>\n<strong>Small brother<\/strong>: You fool, what you think am I fool? That\u2019s why I took out the battery and kept in charge.<\/li>\n<li>Railway department called a fool to an interview.<br \/>\n<strong>Railway board<\/strong>: What measures do you take to prevent train accidents?<br \/>\n<strong>Fool<\/strong>: Very simple, I put speed breakers in the railway track.<\/li>\n<li>Big fool laid across the railway track<br \/>\n<strong>Small fool<\/strong>: what you do if train comes?<br \/>\n<strong>Big fool<\/strong>: U COWARD, An aeroplane went flying over me. After all what a train can do to me?<\/li>\n<li><strong>Teacher<\/strong>: Tinkoo, tell me what is half to \u201c8\u201d.<br \/>\n<strong>Tinkoo<\/strong>: If u cut it horizontally it is \u201c0\u201d. Or if you cut it vertically it is \u201c3\u201d. The teacher gave up saying i cannot do anything to save you.<\/li>\n<li><strong>Small fool<\/strong>: If a dog which don\u2019t have teeth bites you what to do?<br \/>\n<strong>Big fool<\/strong>: You can be injected with a syringe without needle.<\/li>\n<li><strong>Big brother<\/strong>: What is Oxford?<br \/>\n<strong>Small brother<\/strong>: Ox means bullock, Ford means cart So Oxford means bullock cart.<\/li>\n<li><strong>Small fool<\/strong>: What is difference between senior and junior?<br \/>\nBig fool: The person who lives near sea is senior and the person who lives near zoo is junior.<\/li>\n<li><strong>Small fool<\/strong>: dude I want 10\/rs will return it tomorrow.<br \/>\n<strong>Big fool<\/strong>: I don\u2019t have now, I will give you tomorrow.<br \/>\n<strong>Small fool<\/strong>: how can you give tomorrow?<br \/>\n<strong>Big fool<\/strong>: you told me that you give me it tomorrow.<\/li>\n<li>A fool entered in the cockpit in plane rashly. 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