{"id":334,"date":"2018-07-08T15:12:33","date_gmt":"2018-07-08T15:12:33","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.girgitnews.com\/?p=334"},"modified":"2018-09-27T07:45:47","modified_gmt":"2018-09-27T07:45:47","slug":"tortoise-rocks-rabbit-shocks","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/girgitnews.com\/tortoise-rocks-rabbit-shocks\/","title":{"rendered":"Tortoise rocks &#8211; Rabbit shocks!"},"content":{"rendered":"<h3><span style=\"color: #3366ff;\">Tortoise rocks &#8211; Rabbit shocks!<\/span><\/h3>\n<p>\ud83d\udc22Tortoise and a Rabbit\ud83d\udc30wrote an entrance exam, \ud83d\udcdd \ud83d\udc22Tortoise got <span style=\"color: #ff6600;\"><strong>80%<\/strong><\/span>, \ud83d\udc30Rabbit got <span style=\"color: #ff6600;\"><strong>81%<\/strong><\/span>.<\/p>\n<p>Both went for \ud83c\udfe6admission to an engineering college,<\/p>\n<p>Cut-off needed was <span style=\"color: #ff0000;\"><strong>85%<\/strong><\/span>. \ud83d\ude31\ud83d\ude28<\/p>\n<p>\ud83d\ude3eRabbit didn&#8217;t get admission, but the Tortoise got admission. \ud83d\ude40<\/p>\n<h3><span style=\"color: #0000ff;\">How???\ud83d\ude4a<\/span><\/h3>\n<p>.<\/p>\n<p>.<\/p>\n<p>.<\/p>\n<p>.<\/p>\n<p>.<\/p>\n<p>.<\/p>\n<p>.<\/p>\n<p>.<\/p>\n<p>.<\/p>\n<p>.<\/p>\n<p>.<\/p>\n<p>.<\/p>\n<p>.<br \/>\n<script async src=\"\/\/pagead2.googlesyndication.com\/pagead\/js\/adsbygoogle.js\"><\/script><br \/>\n<ins class=\"adsbygoogle\" style=\"display: block; text-align: center;\" data-ad-layout=\"in-article\" data-ad-format=\"fluid\" data-ad-client=\"ca-pub-3499775670195383\" data-ad-slot=\"2672846091\"><\/ins><br \/>\n<script>\n     (adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({});\n<\/script><br \/>\n.<\/p>\n<p>.<\/p>\n<p>.<\/p>\n<p>.<\/p>\n<p>.<\/p>\n<p>.<\/p>\n<p>.<\/p>\n<p>.<br \/>\n.<br \/>\n.<\/p>\n<p>.<\/p>\n<p>.<br \/>\n\ud83d\ude26You remember when we were in the \ud83d\ude251st standard, the tortoise won a race.<\/p>\n<p><strong>\ud83d\ude02Sports quota &#8230; 5% marks extra \ud83d\ude1c\ud83d\ude03\ud83d\ude08<\/strong><\/p>\n<h2 style=\"text-align: center;\">Tortoise rocks \ud83d\ude0e- Rabbit shocks!\ud83d\ude44<\/h2>\n<pre>Forward this soon .. it's new arrival.. .\ud83d\udc22\ud83d\udc22\ud83d\udc22\ud83d\udc22\ud83d\udc22\ud83d\ude1c\ud83d\ude1b\ud83d\ude1b\ud83d\ude1b\ud83d\ude1d\ud83d\ude1d\ud83d\ude1c\ud83d\ude1c. 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