Everyone is talking about PUBG games at the moment and there are two which are really hitting the headlines: Drake’s favorite Fort-nite Battle Royale and PUBG – PlayerUnknown’s BattleGround. Both are available on mobile, offering their brand of battle royale to gamers on the go.

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Sexy secretary comes angrily out of Boss’s cabin..

Staff askd: wht hapend?

Secretary: He asked me r u free tonight?

I said yes !
Rascal gave me 60 pages to type!!!

Shocking Introduction at a party…
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One man to another ..
Meet my wife tanya ..

2nd one : ya, I know her.

1st one : how..?

2nd one : we were caught many a times sleeping together.

1st one : Wat??? Angrily.. What the hell u r talking..??

2nd one : during lectures in science & history classes.
We were classmates.

Police: R u married?
Sardar: Yes, with a woman.
Police : Of course! Did u even hear of anyone marrying a man?
Sardar: Yes, my sister did….!!!

–Signboard outside a PATHOLOGY Clinic–

For you it may be your Urine & Potty…
but
for us, it is our Dal & Roti…!!!

One day I asked my Heart……

What is love ?

Heart Replied:

Dekh bhai apna kaam blood supply karna hai…! syllabus ke baahar ka mat pucch…...

Aurangazeb: Senapati, bataao hum Shivaji ko kyu Nahi dhund pa rahe hain??

Senapati: Maharaj, hum Mugal Hain, Google Nahi !!!

HASTE RAHO…

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45°+ Temperature in many places…. some one wrote to Sun ..

Dear Sun ,

Please go to Settings >Display>Brightness and Lower your Brightness! Please, its too hot to Handle!

Sun’s Reply…

I have not Changed any Settings. Please go to your Settings and…

• Increase number of Trees ….
• Reduce Carbon Emissions Levels…
• Reduce Concrete Jungles …
• Increase Number of lakes …
• Instead Bike Cars use Bicycles whenever Possible.

Basically, Switch to “Human Mode” from Auto Mode…!!!

Otherwise don’t blame me for Global Warming Please Share.

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An Indian went to a dentist in U S A for tooth extraction and first enquired about cost. Dentist said 1200$, the Indian thought it was too much.

After some thought, he asked about cheaper methods.

The dentist said, Yes, it can be done without anesthesia and will cost only 300$,but it would be very very painful.

Indian said OK Dr, do it without anesthesia.

The dentist removed the tooth without anesthesia and during the entire procedure the Indian sat quietly, even smiling a little.

The dentist was not only surprised, but was quite impressed and said…



I have never seen such a brave patient like you. I don’t even want my fees, instead, take this 500$ as a reward, you’ve taught me such a powerful lesson today about mastering one’s pain and feelings !!!

In the evening he met his fellow dentists and told everyone about his amazing Indian patient.

Out of all doctors, one doctor jumped up and shouted that Indian first came to me, I gave him anesthesia and asked him to wait outside for half an hour ! After half an hour when I called him he had left !!!!

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A minister once gave an opinion which was wrong and which the king didn’t like at all…
So he ordered that the minister to be thrown to the dogs.

The minister said,
“I served you loyally 10 years and you do this..?

The king was unrelenting.

Minister pleaded “Please give me 10 days before you throw me to the dogs”

The king agreed.

In those 10 days the minister went to the keeper of the dogs and told him he wanted to serve the dogs for the next 10 days…

The guard was baffled… But he agreed.

So the minister started feeding the dogs, caring for them, washing them, providing all sorts of comfort for them.

So when the 10 days were up…

The king ordered that the minister be thrown to the dogs as sentenced .

When he was thrown in, everyone was amazed at what they saw..




The dogs were wagging their tails playing with the condemned minister..licking his feet.

The king was baffled at what he saw. ” what happened to the dogs? !!!” He growled.

The minister then said ”I served the dogs for only 10 days and they didn’t forget my service… Yet I served you for 10 years and you forgot all at the first mistake!”…

The king realised his mistake

and replaced the dogs with Crocodiles !!

Moral : Once Management has targeted you …that’s final…

This may look funny , but undeniable truth

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A minister once gave an opinion which was wrong and which the king didn’t like at all…
So he ordered that the minister to be thrown to the dogs.

The minister said,
“I served you loyally 10 years and you do this..?

The king was unrelenting.

Minister pleaded”Please give me 10 days before you throw me to the dogs”
The king agreed.

In those 10 days the minister went to the keeper of the dogs and told him he wanted to serve the dogs for the next 10 days…

The guard was baffled…
But he agreed.
So the minister started feeding the dogs, caring for them, washing them, providing all sorts of comfort for them.

So when the 10 days were up…

The king ordered that the minister be thrown to the dogs as sentenced .

When he was thrown in,
everyone was amazed at what they saw..
The dogs were wagging their tails playing with the condemned minister..licking his feet.

The king was baffled at what he saw. ” what happened to the dogs? !!!” He growled.

The minister then said;”
I served the dogs for only 10 days and they didn’t forget my service…
Yet I served you for 10 years and you forgot all at the first mistake!”…

The king realized his mistake and Replaced the dogs with crocodiles!!

Moral : Once Management has targeted you …that’s final…

This may look funny , but undeniable truth

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Tortoise and a Rabbitwrote an entrance exam, Tortoise got 80%, Rabbit got 81%.

Both went for admission to an engineering college,

Cut-off needed was 85%.

Rabbit didn’t get admission, but the Tortoise got admission.

How???

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You remember when we were in the 1st standard, the tortoise won a race.

Sports quota … 5% marks extra

Tortoise rocks - Rabbit shocks!

Forward this soon .. it's new arrival.. .🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢😜😛😛😛😝😝😜😜. Keep laughing...

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They Can prove anything.

Question : Prove that PAPA = MAMA?

Medical Doctor :” Not possible”

Accountant: ”No Way”

Barrister: ”Cannot Be Proved”

Social sciences students: Not in this world,

But…..

MPC student: It is Simple Solution

As we know,

Pressure(P)= Force/Area

i.e P = F/A

∴F = PA ⋅⋅⋅⋅⋅⋅⋅ (i)

Now, according to Newtons 2nd law of Motion,

Force(F) = Mass(M) × Acceleration(A)

i.e F =MA⋅⋅⋅⋅⋅⋅⋅⋅⋅(ii)

From equation (i) and (ii)

PA = MA

Squaring both sides

(PA)² = (MA)²

∴ PAPA = MAMA

Don’t challenge MPC student they can do anything….

PLEASE Share if u r proud of MPC 

Proud to be a MPC student

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Ali & Rani on Whatsapp:

Ali: Hi dear.
Rani:
Ali: how are you .??
Rani:
Ali: missing me..?
Rani:
Ali: I’m not feeling well…
Rani:
Ali: How was your day..???
Rani:
Ali: are you busy.??
Rani:
Ali: Why ?? What are you doing ??
Rani:
Ali: is there anyone near you..??
Rani:
Ali: why don’t you reply in words? Why are you using smiley faces?
Rani: 
Ali: I heard you failed in English ??
Rani: Who telled you ? It is unpossible.. I went to saw the resalt tomorrow… I Passed away
Ali: hmmm lets go back to smileys please 
Rani: ok dear, God blast you.

Next level of whatsapp language…

Boy: I got a new job

Girl: 

Boy: whats this

Girl: CongRats

Now this one will kill you……..

Girl– what is your education?

Boy–

Girl– what ?

Boy – Engineering 

Girl : what is your name?

Boy :

Girl : what nonsense.? ….your name is breadcoffee ?

Boy : no tube light my name is ….. bunty

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Don’t laugh alone new joke comes in market forward to all

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